1999 Chevrolet G1500

Looking for a van that's as reliable as your grandpa's old fishing rod? Look no further than the 1999 Chevrolet G1500!

This bad boy comes equipped with all the factory default features you could ever need, and probably a few you didn't even know existed. Let's start with the basics: it's got four wheels (wow!) and a steering wheel (double wow!). But that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Inside, you'll find a spacious cabin with room for up to 8 of your closest friends (or mortal enemies, we don't judge). And for those long road trips, you'll be glad to know that this baby comes with an AM/FM radio and cassette player, so you can listen to all the hits from 1999 (we recommend "Livin' la Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin).

But wait, there's more! This van also has power windows and locks, because who wants to manually roll down a window like some kind of medieval peasant? And if you're feeling fancy, you can even adjust the side mirrors with the push of a button. That's right, we said BUTTONS.

But perhaps the most impressive feature of all is the engine. This van is powered by a 5.7-liter V8 engine that can produce a whopping 255 horsepower. That's like having a herd of wild horses under the hood! (Disclaimer: please do not attempt to put horses in your engine.)

So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our dealership and take this bad boy for a spin. You won't regret it (unless you hate fun).